Dear Santa... could you please come in September this year?

To Whom It May Concern:
This is too much to handle.

I need:
My permit
A bike
A camera
Conditioner
Cover letter
resume
references
a cell phone
An anonymous donation of 1,000 dollars made out in cash on my doorstep.
Laundry needs to be done.
Clean out motor home.
Organize boxes.
Decide what’s worth taking.
Regret leaving what I don’t take.
Find a studio apartment in Portland, or a roommate that will accept 495.25 cents a month for rent and utilities since that's all the money I'll be getting a month.
Oh! But let me live there for free the first month because I don't get 495.25 until October 20th, but I'm moving to Portland September 19th. >.>

That about covers it dear Sir, or Madam.

Sincerely,
12 Days Left